Macarons
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THESE WERE PRETTY PATTIES
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remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?
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I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
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[jumps to conclusions] [jumps too far] [falls off of building]
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part time humor blogger part time selfie blogger
more like full time humor blogger because your selfies are a joke
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i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year
was it free
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its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
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What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
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