sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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fromunderthechristmascorktree:

so i came out on facebook today

fromunderthechristmascorktree:

so i came out on facebook today

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civilwhore:

when you see a cute boy

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

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vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

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buttlass:

trust me i have 6 girlfriend

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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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Preschooler: is our school made of concrete?
Me: yes
Preschooler: is the sidewalk made of concrete?
Me: yes
Preschooler: *terrified whisper* am I made of concrete?

fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

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mrsdelle:

ehhlis:

its been too long

Sorry for reblogging again so soon, but this is so funny I’m dying.

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